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Response
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YOU CAN'T GET TO HEAVEN
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O you can't get to heaven, (o you can't get to heaven)
On roller skates, (on roller skates)
O you can't get to heaven, (o you can't get to heaven)
on roller ska-a-a-ates.
O you can't get to heaven on roller skates
you'll
roll right past those pearly gates,
O you can't get to heaven, (echo)
In a big, fine car, (echo)
O you can't get to heaven (echo) In a big fine car-a-a-ar.
O you can't get to heaven in a big, fine car
A big fine car can't drive that far
O you can't get to heaven (echo) In a Kleenex box, (echo)
O you can't get to heaven, (echo) In Kleenex bo-o-o-ox,
O you can't get to heaven in a Kleenex box
God don't like no dirty snots
Make up verses as you will.
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SIPPIN'
CIDER
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Each line is repeated back
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was sippin cider through a straw.
The prettiest girl I ever saw
Was sippin cider through a straw.
I said to her, " What're you doin that fer A sippin cider
through a straw?"
I said to her, " What're you doing that fer A sippin cider
through a straw?" She said to me, " That's all I know
Is sippin cider through a straw."
She said to me, " That's all I know Is sippin cider through
a straw."
I said to her, " My child dear You don't sip cider through
a straw."
I said to her, " My child dear You don't sip cider through
a straw."
The moral is my children dear
You don't sip cider through a straw
The moral is my children dear
You don't sip cider you sip beer. |
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THERE'S
A HOLE IN THE BUCKET
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Liza:
Henry! Fetch me some water!
Henry: There's a hole in the bucket dear Liza,
dear Liza
There's a hole in the bucket dear Liza, a hole.
Liza: Well, fix it dear Henry, dear Henry,
dear Henry,
well, fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.
Henry: With what shall I fix it ...
(repeat names, tasks, or questions as above)
Liza: With a straw dear Henry ...
Henry: The straw is too long ...
Liza: Well, cut it dear Henry ...
Henry: With what shall I cut it ...
Liza: With an axe dear Henry ...
Henry: The axe is too dull dear Liza .
Liza: Well, sharpen it dear Henry ...
Henry: With what shall I sharpen it ...
Liza: With a stone dear Henry ...
Henry: The stone is too dry dear Liza ...
Liza: Well, wet it dear Henry ...
Henry: With what shall I wet it ...
Liza: With water dear Henry ...
Henry: In what shall I fetch it ...
Liza: In a bucket dear Henry ...
Henry: There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza
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GOING
ON A BEAR HUNT
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[One person leads, the rest of the group repeats
each line and mimics the sound effect motions]
Goin' on a bear hunt
Gonna catch a big one
I'm not afraid (shake head no)
What's that up ahead (shade eyes with hand, look around)
A field: Can't go around it,
Can't go under it,
Can't go over it
Gotta go through it (rub hands together)
A lake (swimming motion)
A mud puddle (cup hands together, suction sound)
A tree (climbing motion)
A cave (reaching out in the dark)
What's this?
It has a nose... eyes... ears... fur... claws... It's
a bear!!
Run away by going through the actions backwards:
Out of the cave (you can see)
A tree (climbing motion)
A mud puddle (suction hands, move fast)
A lake (swimming motion)
A field (rub hands together)
Whew! We're home!! |
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