Silly Songs
ANIMAL FAIR	I went to the animal fair, The birds and the bees were there, The big baboon by the light of the moon Was combing his auburn hair. The monkey bumped the skunk And sat on the elephant's trunk The elephant sneezed and fell to his knees And that was the end of the monk The monk, the monk, the monk.
OLD MOTHER LEARY	One dark night When we were all in bed Old Mrs. Leary Left the lantern in the shed. And when the cow kicked it over And winked her eyes and said, There'll be a hot time In the old town, tonight.
CANNIBAL KING	Oh the cannibal king with the big nose ring Fell in love with the dusty maid And every night by the pale moonlight It sounded like this to me...... Ah- rump ( kiss kiss ), Ah-rump (kiss kiss) Ah-rump, ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a Ah-rump ( kiss kiss ), Ah-rump (kiss kiss) Ah-rump, ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a. We'll build a bungalow big enough for two Big enough for two, my honey Big enough for two. And when we're married happy we'll be Under the bamboo Under the bamboo tree. If you'll me m-i-n-e, mine I'll be t-h-i-n-e, thine And I'll l-o-v-e, love you All the t-i-m-e, time. You are the b-e-s-t, best Of all the r-e-s-t, rest And I'll l-o-v-e, love you All the t-i-m-e, time. Wrap em up, sack em up Any old time Back to the gastank Boom, boom.
THE PRUNE SONG	No matter how young a prune may be He's always full of wrinkles A baby prune is not as bad But he get wrinkles too. We get wrinkles on our face But a prune gets wrinkles everyplace No matter how young a prune may be he's always getting stewed!
SKIDAMARINK	Skidamarink a dink a dink Skidamarink a doo I love you. Skidamarink a dink a dink Skidamarink a dink a dink Skidamarink a doo Indeed I do. I love you in the morning And in the afternoon I love you in the evening And underneath the moon Oh, Skidamarink a dink a dink Skidamarink a doo I love you?
A SAILOR WENT TO SEA	A sailor went to sea, sea, sea To see what he could see, see, see But all that he could see, see, see Was the bottom of the deep blue sea, sea, sea.
THREE JOLLY FISHERMEN	There were 3 jolly fishermen There were 3 jolly fishermen Fisher, fisher, men, men, men Fisher, fisher, men, men, men There were 3 jolly fishermen. The first one's name was Abraham The first one's name was Abraham Abra, Abra, ham, ham, ham Abra, Abra, ham, ham, ham The first one's name was Abraham. The second one's name was Isaac The second one's name was Isaac I, I, zak, zak, zak I, I, zak, zak, zak The second one's name was Isaac. The third one's name was Jacob The third one's name was Jacob Ja, Ja, cub, cub, cub Ja, Ja, cub, cub, cub The third one's name was Jacob. They all sailed up to Jericho They all sailed up to Jericho Jeri, Jeri, co, co, co Jeri, Jeri, co, co, co They all sailed up to Jericho. They should have gone to Amsterdam They should have gone to Amsterdam Amster, Amster, dam, dam, dam Amster, Amster, dam, dam, dam They should have gone to Amsterdam.
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